What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

You shall not bear false witness.

Deuteronomy 17

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

Lose lips shimk ships.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?